December 2008
well, I'm off, folks...
…gone sunnin’ in lovely Puerto Rico. Hopefully I’ll be able to post from there, but if not, I’ll come back with nice pictures and stories (does anyone really care? well, I’m pretending you all do).
Have a very happy Chanukah, a merry Christmas and a happy new year, everyone!
I don't why this excites me so, but...
Okay, so you may know about my search for chewable vitamins that don’t contain iodine (which gives me a bit of a rash)…well, I just bought some viactiv chocolate chews - and they’re AWESOME! I’m so excited about them! Vitamins in a yummy chocolate chew! You can’t get better than that!! I even bought an extra calcium supplement in caramel chews! Wow!!
Yeah, I’m...
nothing makes you feel like a skinny bitch
somethingsnarky:
like putting on jeans fresh out of the dryer.
(I’m never eating tater chips again)
I admire your sassy!
Good morning, acid reflux...
So the reprise of my cold is not so much…it’s more a ridiculous acid reflux attack. Seriously…Ashlee Simpson style. If I were singing on Saturday Night Live, this would be the moment when they suggest I use the backing track. I forgot that all the advil cold and sinus I was taking two weeks ago for my actual cold can exacerbate any acid reflux (ibuprofen isn’t good for...
My man is smooth like Barry and his voice got...
I just loaded the dishwasher and used the last of the Cascade…I went to add it onto the shopping list that my dear husband already started. And there on the list, up near the top (and mind you, he started this list days ago), there it was…Cascade.
In my head I started singing…what a man what a man what a man what a mighty good maaaaaan….
Wally, I have to admit...
walpaper:
“I’m inthesaddle… No really! I’m actually in the saddle! Right now! Help me out! Please! come on! I’m serious!
You’re screeeeeewed, dude.
Wally, I have to admit...
walpaper:
inthesaddle:
walpaper:
inthesaddle:
walpaper:
inthesaddle:
…I don’t quite understand how to do the parody blog.
Waaaah, I’m dumb!
But am I doing it right?
Whaaat? I DON’T GET IT!
But am I DOING IT RIGHT?!
“I’m Wally! I post funny pictures of my chewed gum! inthesaddle is the coolest freaking chick EVER!”
“Look at me! I’m inthesaddle! I only follow 34 people! I’m so...
Proving my point...
…I might have to try and find a picture of this one on the TLC website.
The hair “sylist” that I mentioned on the previous post? He just gave some chick a BOWL haircut. That’s right…a BOWL.
Let’s just get one thing straight about a bowl haircut. Very few, if any, people can pull this off. Usually you have to be Kate Moss or some other unearthly beautiful...
Wally, I have to admit...
walpaper:
inthesaddle:
walpaper:
inthesaddle:
…I don’t quite understand how to do the parody blog.
Waaaah, I’m dumb!
But am I doing it right?
Whaaat? I DON’T GET IT!
But am I DOING IT RIGHT?!
“I’m Wally! I post funny pictures of my chewed gum! inthesaddle is the coolest freaking chick EVER!”
Or...
walpaper:
… A parody of inthesaddle would consist of:
“I love walpaper! Wally’s the best! Knitting! Yay, Brandon!”
Hahahaha….
Wally, I have to admit...
walpaper:
inthesaddle:
…I don’t quite understand how to do the parody blog.
Waaaah, I’m dumb!
But am I doing it right?
Whaaat? I DON’T GET IT!
Wally, I have to admit...
…I don’t quite understand how to do the parody blog.
Waaaah, I’m dumb!
Not again, What Not To Wear...
There’s nothing on right now as I’m trapped on the couch trying to stave off this annoying reprise of my cold, so I’m watching a What Not To Wear marathon. now, I do like the spunk of one Stacey London. I think she’s funny. But I have to say…I don’t think that they style people well. It always comes down to the hair. The hair guy is just bad. I mean, HIS hair is...
So
theengineer:
I want to offer my thoughts on the ridiculousness that is the Victoria’s Secret catalog, but I’d prefer not to post any of the pictures on my Tumblr.
What I will say is this: Who the fuck wears a sweater with a thong? In what situation would that be appropriate attire?
Answer: nymphs who have dead eyes, open mouths and are just there to make the rest of us normal chicks feel...
boooo
leeshiebean:
inthesaddle:
So I woke up this morning with the knives-in-throat feeling. I don’t want yet another cold. BOOOO. I’m annoyed. And tired…
…and thus, I’ll rest. And knit.
I started getting a sore throat last night at work, and I’m pissed because I was sick a month ago for like 2 weeks, it was ridic. And I’ve been chugging OJ and disinfecting the germalicious desks at work and...
boooo
So I woke up this morning with the knives-in-throat feeling. I don’t want yet another cold. BOOOO. I’m annoyed. And tired…
…and thus, I’ll rest. And knit.
December 20, 2008: Blog Like A Parody Of Yourself...
walpaper:
squashed tells us, “Because sufficient self-awareness to know how to parody yourself is good for you.”
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Totally Awesome & Magnificent!
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Cool!
Blogging like a parody of myself would be:
think about what i’d like to blog
start the blog, then get distracted
decide i’ll wait ‘til later to do the blog
have all day to do the blog
forget to do the blog
...
theengineer:
karion:
Joni Mitchell, The...
A night of knitting...
…and now…sleep.
Saturday Night Live - Body Fuzion - Video -... →
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When you're feeling down...
…just compare yourself to Kelly Taylor. In a single lifetime, she has:
been used for sex
been almost raped
had a two-day eating disorder
had a dead-beat dad
been burned in a fire
been in a cult
been shot
had amnesia
had a two-day cocaine problem
gone to rehab
had a single-white-female stalker
almost died from said stalker
been cheated on
called off a wedding
am I leaving...
A Few Social Etiquette Rules for Instant Messenger
walpaper:
“If you’re actually laughing out loud, it’s okay to write “LOL,” but if you write it at the end of every sentence, you’re an idiot. This is especially true if you’re talking to a colleague.”
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I hate LOL. HATE it. My m.o. for laughing via chat is:
hahahahahaha
If I’m LOLing, it’s:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
That’s really all I think people need to...
Is it me or the ways of the today's world?
Am I a slacker because I love lazy work days? I love Christmas-time and the end of the summer when your boss almost always says to you “yeah, it’s pretty quiet, why don’t you take off early…” I love when everybody’s laid back…nothing needs to get done, it just gets done. Good moods are all around. Shared understanding for seasonal mishaps - snowstorms, bad...
