February 2009
Question to theverbald:
what year did you graduate U of M?
January 2009
True or False?
walpaper:
wealthofwords:
While vacationing in Toronto in 1993 with my then seventy-one-year-old grandmother, we saw So I Married An Axe Murderer, Another Stakeout, and The Fugitive back-to-back-to-back all during one very cinematic afternoon?
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True?!
wealthofwords is my new favorite Tumblr.
we were all waiting for this…and it’s even better now that we have it!
me, chinese chicken salad and House Hunters
What a Friday night.
You Made It To Friday 'HYPO'
watcheroftheskies:
wealthofwords:
Sleep on your hard shower/bathtub floor without a blanket or pillow in just a tee shirt and shorts for the next 7 weeks OR eat nothing but McDonald’s for breakfast, lunch, and dinner(Super Size Me diet) for 21 days in a row?
I’d go with the McDonald’s meal plan. The pain and hate I would feel from sleeping on the shower floor for 7 straight weeks could leave...
oh no
I’ve become slap-happy. I need to go hooooooome.
You're a doorman
doorman…doorman…doorman…DOORMAN!
I wish I had [the inclination to pay for] HBO so I...
(via enjoli)
I just gave you a preview, darling…enjoy.
Why? Whyyy? Wh-wh-whyyyy?
tykyd:
inthesaddle:
Be more constructive with your feedback….
Ain’t no party like my nanna’s tea party!
Heeey…Hooooo.
Why? Whyyy? Wh-wh-whyyyy?
Be more constructive with your feedback….
Is everyone having a blah day?
(via enjoli)
YES! I feel particularly blah!
sigh
I’ve been boring of late. Sorry folks. Not much to say.
re: Andrew Bird concert and my Jewish downfall
It’s on the second night of Passover. Are J and I totally bad Jews if we forego the second seder in favor of fantastic music? Would God appreciate that?
Oh yeah...
Guess who got her Andrew Bird at the Civic Opera House tickets!?
Oh…it was me…couldn’t you tell?
Enough with Zooey Deschanel
somethingsnarky:
I knew it!
xoande:
I interviewed her once. She has no sense of humor and takes herself way too seriously.
Thank god someone said it.
Pre Happy Hour HYPO
wealthofwords:
Only use mouthwash for the next month and not be allowed to brush your teeth OR only be able to use deodorant on one armpit for the next month and you cannot wear any colognes, perfumes, body sprays, or lotions during this time?
fo sho the deoderant option. I smell like roses anyway.
somethingsnarky:
“Couldn’t they at least cast a real actress?”
— Faye Dunaway upon hearing that Hilary Duff will be reprising the role of Bonnie in a remake of “Bonnie and Clyde.”
Whoa - for serious? They cast Hilary DUFF as Faye DUNAWAY’s part???? What. The. Fo. That might be worse than J.LoveHewitt thinking she’s Audrey Hepburn.
i'm tired.
Post-work Pillow Talk HYPO
wealthofwords:
Would you rather have the ability to literally fly for the next six hours OR would you rather be able to go back in time and rewrite and relive your biggest regret that to this day you have never been fully able to let go of?
I think I’d go back and fix my biggest regret. You’d only fly for six hours, but fixing the mistake you made could lead to major changes in your...
Hypothetical Question Of The Day...
wealthofwords:
Would you agree to take a 50% paycut for the next twelve months if at the end of this one-year term you were promoted and your salary would then quadruple?
Um…I think I would, yes.
I think Jonny should start a blog that just replies to your hypos, B.
Total number of followers lost because of Bert and...
thatswhatimsaying:
Just one, so far.
You didn’t lose me, but I read that, exclaimed “oh DEAR!” and minimized it about 10 seconds shy of my boss coming into my cube. I would have had to blame you for my dismissal from my job.
Well played.
my drug of choice: Claritin
I did not take any today and as a result, I’m itchin’ up a storm!!!!