I feel the same.
OMG you guys!!
Happy New Year!!!!
Dontcha mean LAIDy?
yosamanthrax: Ohhhh my god you guys. I am NOT going to sleep with him, what kind of layday do you think I am? *p.s. I totally don’t know what Sammy or anyone else is talking about, I just took the opportunity to make a pun.
Which do you say?
American cheese or American cheese
You can only type one word.
gamesockson: katoleary: sexismandthecity: Not as easy as you might think. 1. Where is your cell phone? Kitchen 2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend? Adorable 3. Your hair? Ponytail 4. Work? Nooooooo! 5. Your father? Daddy 6. Your favorite thing? Pasta 7. Your dream last night? Fucked 8. Your favorite drink? Coffee 9. Your dream car? Porsche 10. The room you’re in? Living 11. Your pet?...
Might I mention...
GarageBand is awesome. I’m having SO MUCH FUN!!!!! SOOO MUUUUUCH!
sistermarymartha: this is a whispery post. I am too tired to do much, so I won’t be catching up today. We were out running errands and stopped for some Wawa shorties for lunch. As we were eating them in parking lot of the Home Depot, Lawrence told me he’s been thinking about it, and he thinks I am going to be a very good mother. bolded = omg adorable… also…omg Wawa!
By the way...
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!!!! YAAAAAY! *This Christmas message brought to you courtesy of your little Jewish friend, In the Saddle.
So...I'm a big faker
Saw It’s a Wonderful Life. Actually kinda liked it. A lot. Go figure.
Why...why do I do this!!??
I ate WAY too much Chinese food tonight. As in…Kung Pao chicken. As in…hot and sour soup. As in…a shit ton of rice. ohmygodfullIcan’tbelieveIatethewholething…
Jumping on this bandwagon, cuz I'm a sucker
http://www.formspring.me/inthesaddle ASK ME ANYTHING!* *I might not always answer.
It's all about spillage and clumsiness today...
Spillage: - Water in the cup holder of the car. - Coffee from an unsecured lid…on my desk…a little on the (ivory) sweater I’m wearing. Right by my boobie. Of course. (yes, I said boobie) Clumsiness: - Shoulder jam into the wall phone of the box office. That was fun. - I’m sure there’s more of this to come today…
I might be over this, guys...
Thank you SMM and Lenore, for filling me in. SMM, you’re right, it’s not gossip. The Tumblrverse can be a strange place. Let’s all love each other this Christmas, k?
use the emails if you have to: email@example.com *I’m a gossip-whore, what can I say?
Um...did I miss something big tonight?
What’s all the Tumblr fuss?
If I were a rich girl...
I’m pretending I’m a millionaire and looking up Chicago real estate. Sigh.
As per my usual...
…when I bring my lunch. I’m eating. It’s 10:54. I’m HUNGRY!
Well I'll be...
For every bad neighbor, there’s a lovely one. It snowed a few inches overnight. I came downstairs this morning, fully prepared to do the obligatory brushing off of the car, only to find that a certain car fairy (aka my downstairs neighbor) had done it for me. There is kindness in the world. Wow.
Scared of the onions.
I would pick them off (and am going to right now), but you can’t deny that they leave a rank taste and smell on whatever they touch. They DO!
Maybe I expect too much, but...
…is it SO hard for the people who make sandwiches at Panera to leave off the goddamn onions if that’s what is ordered? Really? Why does this happen EVERY TIME!?* *White Whine brought to you specially by In the Saddle.
Someone just needed her mama...
So last night, Jonny and I were sitting on the couch…I was knitting, as usual, and miss Jessa was just kind of shmying around, a little restless and unfocused. We couldn’t tell what her deal was, if she wanted to play, if she didn’t feel well, if she needed to go out. She wouldn’t sit still. Finally, she sat down on the floor just below me and stared with her big eyes. She...
Del Boca Vista.
(via sistermarymartha) You should take it a step further and send an email directing all Christmas gifts to be checks made out to the Human Fund. She’ll blow a gasket, but it’ll be funny as shit.
that’s the sound my head will make once it falls on my desk after I uncontrollably fall asleep.
Happy Birthday to two cool betches...
Enjoli and Woolie…hope you’re having lovely days!!!!!
Those who aren't normal followers who don't know...
…we’re fine. Everything’s fine. It’s not as dramatic as my post seemed (the mystery makes it sound worse than it is). Just so ya know.
Those who follow my blog will know who this post is about, as I can’t be up front with it (trying not to say anything that can be used against us…). But I have to write. Because a bad situation has gotten worse. I feel awful and beaten down and trapped. I’m upset, not just because Jonny and I are dealing with what we’re dealing with, but because we are good people. We are...
Jessa’s at day care. Jonny’s taking his last final of the semester. It’s nice to have the place to mahself.
Whoa, I look like I have a chin dimple in that...
…I don’t. But they’re awesome.
In Chicago, IL for Valentine's Day weekend.
rosasparks: minisparks has a meet. ZOMG, TUMBLR MEET UP! Why did this never occur to me? Um. YES! YES YES YES!!!!!! Wait, am I invited?