May 2009
yo SMM...
where my banana at?
**wow, that sounded a lot worse than it was meant…oops.
April 2009
oh.my.god.pain.
I just jammed my knee into the corner of my desk drawers. I got the tickle-in-your-tummy-and-not-in-a-good-way kind of pain. DAMN!
I'm bored of the brunes...
Might be time to go back to blondie. hmmmmmm….
Student, 11, steps up to lead school band when... →
sistermarymartha:
inthesaddle:
SMM, can you make a dancing banana just for me???
Ah, I wish. I didn’t make it. I found it. But there is another one that perhaps you would like. I will post it tonight.
Hooray!
Dance dance dance...
I’m on my way to meet my aunt and see my gorgeous cousin perform along other dancers and dance companies at a Focus on the Arts presentation at her high school.
But first I’m going to stop at my favorite salad spot up there and get a nice big salad. With creamy garlic dressing. Oh yeah! I’ll be fun to sit next to. Thank god for cinnamon Orbit!
Update on Aubs
she passed on Shot at Love…phew!
new frickin hampshire yo.
just another place where one can gay marry!!!
Okay, now I'm really going.
Seriously, you guys. Let's stop fighting each...
(via enjoli)
Or Kelly.
Or both.
Here...hit this!
Ouisa: What?
Clairee: Go on M'Lynn, slap her!
Truvy: Clairee have you lost your mind?
Clairee: Ouisa, this is your chance to do something for your fellow man! Knock her lights out, M'Lynn!
Ouisa: Let go of me!!
Clairee: M'Lynn you just missed the opportunity of a lifetime - half of Chicquapin Parish would give their eye teeth to take a whack at Ouisa!
...
Ouisa: You are a pig from hell!
okay bitches
I’ve been posting too much today. Off to do some work. Be back later.
No cat fights while I’m gone…
Confidential to SMM:
You warm my heart, darling.
I do get a little overheated about these things.
Will Ferrell’s funny.
Imma try to start a fight about models.
(via wannablessedbe)
Do it. Game ON.
Is it just me or does the plot of the new Jason...
katoleary:
joemuto:
From the Huffington Post:
The pair are currently filming “The Baster” in the Big Apple, in which Aniston’s character decides to have a baby with a sperm donor, only to have a friend (Bateman) swap the anonymous sample with his own as he is secretly in love with her.
Nothing says “I love you” like sneaking your own semen into your good friend’s body.
In a way, this...
This is the last I'll post of it...but well said,...
jaimeleighfairbrother:
I don’t actually care much about a celebrity’s personal life. I think the things I think and make the assumptions I make but ultimately, I don’t care. The argument that we should leave those poor celebrities alone, though, leaves me cold.
Film and television stars rely on publicity to keep their careers alive. They are happy to sell pictures to magazines and discuss...
and also...
I say all of this as a former SJP enthusiast. A long-time (we’re talking Girls Just Wanna Have Fun was still is one of my favorite childhood movies) SJP fan. And towards the end of SATC, her acting became unbearable because it seemed like, her real-life personality was becoming too well-known. It seemed like she was constantly acting in real life. Her weird plastic surgery (tweaking the nose...
And I say this as a Matthew Broderick apologist...
jaimeleighfairbrother:
khrushchev:
I do not get the appeal of insisting an individual is gay when he claims not to be.
File under: Lance Bass, Neil Patrick Harris, Larry Craig…
There’s no appeal, really. I completely understand why certain gay (or presumed gay) actors stay in the closet. This country is far too closed-minded to be able to watch a gay man in a leading hetero role and...
OH FERCHRISSAKES.
sistermarymartha:
My repeatedly deleted post?
A commentary on how I think it is utterly unnecessary for anyone to weigh in with how they feel about SJP’s and Matthew Broderick’s decision to have more kids, and the state of their marriage.
But like, it if you think that is totally acceptable, then great. When you decide to have children, or not have children, or break up or not break up, please...
whoa...I don't know how I feel about this. not at...
jaimeleighfairbrother:
inthesaddle:
Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick are expecting twin daughters via a surrogate after trying to add to their family for years. (EW)
Sad, really. I know you can’t tell everything from a picture but these two truly don’t seem happy together. Perhaps she could find him a surrogate gay lover instead?
I’m witchu on that notion. If they would just...
whoa...I don't know how I feel about this. not at...
Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick are expecting twin daughters via a surrogate after trying to add to their family for years. (EW)
Oh Aubrey...seriously? Sigh. Why am I even... →
My mind is making me mental.
(via subjecttomeg)
Funny how minds do that.
all in one
A la enjoli, I’ve decided to put all my RHoNYC posts into one…it’s more efficient. We are in a recession, after all. So here we go…some thoughts:
I think Bethenny must be so much fun to have around. Also, I totes want to get a haircut.
Wow, Silex’s townhouse looks like it will be pretty incredible…just from the foyer at least.
Wow, I like that interesting...
I'm sorry, but those kids are awful.
Awful.
oh hey what's up Housewives?
Let’s play.
a sink full of dishes...
…not very enticing. Not at all.
Yum.
Dinner:
whole wheat penne grape tomatoes sun dried tomatoes white onions hot italian turkey sausage white wine olive oil basil mozz and parm cheeses
oh yeah.
I tried to find this clip, but couldn't....but...
If anyone knows this line, I’ll heart you forever:
“I used to be fat…and now I’m thin…and…I’m a bitch”
**wait, I might have blogged this way back in the day…like November.
The reason I don't care about thin people's...
wannablessedbe:
I don’t think anyone thinks thin people don’t feel pressure. And, as is the running meme in such situations, if you do not answer to the description in the original post, this is not about you.
But, the “we’re in it together” stuff? Is not the way it feels when basically the entire societal discourse is organized around telling people thinner will feel better, offering them...
The reason I don't care about thin people's...
katoleary:
wannablessedbe:
is that honestly, the whole societal discourse tips in their favour, and I almost never see them doing anything to actually help end the stigma associated with being, y’know, not a size two. And no, expressing sympathy and saying “weight loss is something I think about too! here’s some diet tips!” is not equivalent to simply saying, “I think you are fine, and...
an evil thought
wouldn’t it be really funny to have weird conversations with people via FB, say everything you wouldn’t normally say, and then pretend that someone hacked into your account and acted as you?
boo.
I shrunk one of my favorite sweaters in the wash. It’s not terrible, just tighter than it should be. Damn.
