January 2010
Oh yes indeed...
aubreyjane:
inthesaddle:
via kitsunenoir.com
Jonny’s celebrity doppelganger….except I actually think it’s him…Coke Zero stole my husband’s image!!!
I smell lawsuits against Coke Zero and the Field Museum in our futures!
We’ll never have to work again! (maybe) (well, that’s probably not true)
really real estate
So……Jonny has long thought that I should become a residential real estate broker, given my penchant for looking at the housing market. I’ve never given it that much thought. Maybe opening a business is the wrong move for me. Maybe RE is the new direction.
Maybe I’m crazy and 31 and don’t know what I want.
Maybe that.
Okay...so the Doppelganger game
I got several people I did not recognize. Several people I was like whaaaa? And a few men, which is just wrong.
The only one I kind of (begrudgingly) agreed with was…ta-dah!…Bette Midler, if only for the Jewy aspect.
You know what? 70s Bette Midler? Kind of hot. I’ll take that.*
*the doppelganger game wasn’t implying that, but I’ll take it anyway.
If my best isn't good enough then how can it be...
aaaah-aaah-oooh-oooh-ahaa-ahaa-too-doo-doo-da-da-da-da-daaaaaah…
Somebody tell me!
rosasparks:
Everything She Wants is now playing.
THAT’S more like it.
George Michael is badass.
Sing it, George. SING IT!
You have no idea how much I adore this song. Adore. ADORE!
Yes, I'd like some cheese with my whine.
I’ve not posted a real one in a while. Keepin’ it light people. It’s all I can do, because there is so much heavy inside my head. Nothing bad, really, just lots of stuff weighing in.
I’m horrible at living in the present. I’m usually either in the past or the future. I have trouble with the here and now. Currently, I’m in the future. House-hunting, suburb or...
We should all thank jesus for coffee this morning.
sistermarymartha:
Saving your souls.
I’m gonna thank Hanukah Harry.
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I'm all about the reblog these days.
Sorry I be boring y’all.
Miss Moody
Highs and lows. All the time. Highs and lows. Very few in betweens.
overit asked: I've been away from tumblr so forgive me if this has already been asked.
Fuck/Marry/Kill: The Situation, Ronnie, Pauly D.
Fuck/Marry/Kill: The Situation, Ronnie, Pauly D.
More! More!
ASK! <—click this!
**a note…I know that this might not be that interesting, but it sure is fun (for me)!
It's a frog.
That one on the left…it’s a frog. A frog. With a scarf around its neck. A la me.
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walpaper asked: Out of the two following activities, which would you least like to do:
1) Sky dive
2) Perform 15 minutes of stand up comedy in front of 30 strangers
1) Sky dive
2) Perform 15 minutes of stand up comedy in front of 30 strangers
sdotmarymartha asked: That sweater you made for your friend's baby, was that knitting or crochet? I don't know the difference. Also I am so impressed.
Questions Friday
go ahead and ask me shit.
I'd like to think I'd do something...
When I was living in New York, a person was shot on the street across from my building. It happened on a Tuesday night at 1 in the morning. I was awakened by the sound, a bit in disbelief that it was actually happening. A gunshot? On 13th and 5th? That’s weird. But I got up and looked out my window and lo and behold…a man lying on his stomach on the ground, not moving, with his...
The idealist inside me will never understand shit...
I just got this email from a friend of mine.
My friend was attacked and mugged on Wednesday night at 10:45pm. She was walking home along Ashland, near Division. When she approached my street - Fry, 1 block north of Chicago Ave., a guy appeared out of the dark, got in her way and told her to give him her purse. When she resisted, he pushed her toward Fry, away from the busier Ashland, and...
O'Leary weighs in...smart gals we got here
katoleary answered your question: This is a fabulous response…
If I gave up cheese and meat I would lose weight without having to marry The Situation, and get a unicorn!
This is a fabulous response...
buildingaladder:
valerina:
Would you rather:
Have a unicorn as a pet (awesome!), but you can’t ever eat cheese or meat again?
OR
Be able to eat whatever you wanted without ever gaining an ounce, but you have to marry The Situation (you can’t get a divorce, either)?
Ooooh, TOUGH. I’m so conflicted. A unicorn is awesome and meat wouldn’t be a huge sacrifice, but cheese would be. I think...
Things I like to tell myself...(a series)
spinach and artichoke dip is healthy because it has spinach…and artichokes…
I challenge anyone...
…to watch Philadelphia and not be utterly enthralled by Tom Hanks’ performance.
"If Cleopatra were alive now, I’m sure she’d have...
Ummm…Heidi, is it?…Do you even know what the fuck you are saying?
Jewish Youth’s Prayer Straps Cited in Flight’s... →
katoleary:
I always pray when I get on a flight. No one has ever said anything to me. This is what Christian privilege looks like.
This is what ignorance looks like.
We Are the World sequel →
rosasparks:
NO.
NO, NO, NO.
Support Haiti and charities that will rebuild, YES.
Lionel Richie, please go sit down.
NO, NO, NO.
Quincy Jones needs a time out.
I agree. I agree. I agree.
Here's what I say to you, CNN, for your...
Press play!
CNN calls Aniston out →
jaimeleigh:
Fun, fabulous, fraud at forty!
Ain’t nothin’ I haven’t been saying for yeeears! And she ain’t the first one (*cough* Reese and Jake) to do it!
Good mornin', folks!
The smell of stink...
There is so much dogshit on the grassy block nearest to our apartment, it’s disgusting.
Honestly, I know sometimes people get caught by an unexpected poop and don’t have a bag to clean it up, but this is getting ridiculous.
Do I expect too much of my fellow dog-owners that I would like them to pick up their goddamn shit?????
My lunch is repeating on me...
I’m not enjoying it as much as I did the first time.
Which wasn’t even that much.
This is a polite way of saying I’m a bit burpy.
Quiet ones, of course.
Nonetheless, gross.
I’m sure you all needed to know this.
A very happy birthday to my wonderful sister
Super love it.
Don't be daft!
thedmoshow:
inthesaddle:
This is only the best episode EVER.
did me babies drink the toilet water
I fink it’s me afterbirth!
Is anyone else watching I Didn't Know I Was...
This is only the best episode EVER.
puppiespuppiespuppiespuppiespuppies...
This is what’s going through my mind as I try to filter through my irrational anger at things I cannot change.
This day is annoying...thus...shiba inu puppy cams... →
me thinks me woke up on the wrong side o' the bed.
I can’t stand anything right now. Like, anything.
