Most of my glassware comes from Fish's Eddy. →
therealestsocksinthegame: I like that they sell everything separately (I think Ikea does, too, though) so you can mix and match according to your needs. It gets overwhelming when you want every type of glass but don’t have room or need for four of everything. That’s also why I don’t get mad when they get broken. I can just go back there and round out the set for a couple of bucks. Whatever we...
What the five year old me would have given for a...
Leslie Nielsen died! Big fat sad face.
Happy Thanksgiving, everybody!
From IMDB: According to Katharine Hepburn’s official biographer A. Scott Berg, Meryl Streep was her least favorite modern actress on screen: “Click, click, click,” she said, referring to the wheels turning inside Streep’s head. … That’s gotta hurt!
And the cold is back in Chicago.
And it looks like it’s here to stay. Wa wa waaaaaaaaaaaa…
Chanukah came early!
My sister-in-law sent us a crock pot and it just arrived! YAY! Soups and stews and ease of cooking!
I do kinda sound crazy, actually.
The Art of Oversharing...
I’ve hesitated to post updates on my tum stuff. It’s been suggested (by my mom—”you kids today!”—even though…32? Not a kid.) that perhaps I share too much. Maybe? I don’t know. I don’t really care…I mean…this is kind of the point of this, right? So here it is. Bottom line, the conclusive testing I was hoping for wasn’t so conclusive. But...
Sometimes you just want to be alone.
But you can’t. So you deal.
Ronni Chasen Slay: "Classic Hollywood Whodunit" -... →
This is nuts! Jeez… Also….a classic Hollywood whodunit? Jeez, people, I know you’re all from LA and it’s la la land and whatever, but…it’s not a freaking movie. Tim Curry’s not going to pop out and say how everyone was framed. It’s a real murder. I mean, right?
Murder on the purple line express
Dood sitting next to me, It’s best you stop tapping your feet, drumming on your legs and whistling. I’ve had a day. Don’t test a bitch. Kthanksbye.
It's always something...
Whenever I look at real estate listings (which is, like, always), there’s always that moment where I realize why a certain seemingly perfect house (in pictures) isn’t selling. I’m on to you, three bedroom, one bathroom house for a weirdly low price in Wilmette. I got your numbah.
Is it just my people, or...?
To make matters slightly more annoying, I have everyone and their dog trying to diagnose me. I don’t know if it’s just a Jewish thing, but I do know it’s a Jewish thing…man are we aggressive with wanting to figure shit out. I have my mom, my dad, my mother-in-law, my sister-in-law, my sister, my uncle, and my mother’s various doctors and school nurse all weighing in...
Just a little emo.
It’s not my gall bladder, according to my doctor. But according to my uncle, also a doctor, it still might be. It might be resulting (circle back, now) the stupid liver lesion, according to my doctor. But according to my uncle, also a doctor, it’s highly unlikely. Which all leads to…I DON’T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME. Sorry. I’m that frustrated, and thus...
rosasparks: awesome-everyday: Saturday Night Live: Annuale Hold onto your fucking hat. Love this. Love love love this.
I'm radioactive bitchez!
Two thirds done. Just waiting on the doctors. They injected radioactive stuff into me. I feel creepy. Also, my liver is shaped like a backwards Africa. Picture to follow.
Tomorrow's the day....
I’m gall bladdering it up, everybody. I’m getting a CCK Hida scan, which my mother likes to say is “the definitive test on gall bladder functioning.” She makes it sound like I’m doing something really exciting and glamorous. Nope…just laying on a table for three hours while they inject some radioactive crap into my veins and have a camera take pictures of it. ...
Regarding Ed Norton
I remember the first time I saw Primal Fear, that scene where Norton’s other personality comes out in the questioning room with Richard Gere’s character…I was shocked and amazed at how different Norton’s body looked. Like all of a sudden he was bigger and domineering and postured to make people afraid of him. Which, obviously, was the point of the shift in character from...
Anonymous asked: who is more horrible? camille or kyle? xoxoxoxo t
Somewhere, God is laughing...
Our car just died. Again. While I was driving. This will now be the third time in the shop in a week. This car only has 60K miles on it…it’s not time to give up, yet, little car! Come on!!!!
My doctor just asked if I might be pregnant.
I mean. No? I guess it’s always possible*, but I don’t think so! Mother fucker, now I’m paranoid. *somewhere Jonny is in class, reading this and going, um, HWHAT?
Offensive? Whiny? I don't know?
A follower was lost after my last post. Sorry I have stomach issues?
I’ve felt sick upon waking for the past few days. My tum is just not happy. It’s making me especially irritable. I’m frustrated. Feel like crying right now, but also feel like, mother fucker I don’t want to cry anymore! This final gall bladder test is next Tuesday and, honestly, I’m hoping it’ll come back conclusive for non- or ill-functioning, because at least...
May I end it all now, please?
One of our best work/study students got a job offer today. It’s for about double what any of us make here. She’s 22. I mean, she totally totally deserves it…but our general reaction is like…
Today's curly hair brought to you by...
…not brushing it after I got out of the shower. That is key, people. Key.