February 2010
"i'm such a carrie."
morninggloria:
iwarnachild:
pleasedontsqueezetheshaman:
faithandbegorrah:
morninggloria:
“I’m such a Carrie!” is code for “I’m a neurotic, painfully self centered trollop who is constantly surprised to discover that the world does not revolve around my romantic life. Shoes!”
This is grounds for automatic friend dismissal.
My recommended response:
“Oooh, girl, me too! But I killed...
Why you should double check your emails...
I was just writing to someone about how I would love to get together. I meant to write, “blah blah blah, that would be awesome…” but I wrote, “blah blah blah, that would be awful…”
Wow. It is a damn good thing I caught that. What is up with me?
Beware of the bedazzling... →
sparkleneelysparkle:
generic1:
periqueblend:
who exactly is responsible for this?
generic1:
Answer: Jennifer Love Hewitt
SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE HAS SOME KIND OF HORRIBLE DISEASE OMG. DID SOMETHING LAY EGGS ON HER???
and the CHAFFING! OH THE CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFINNGGG
No…this is never okay. Never. Ever.
Too much Jamba?
My digestive tract and Jamba Juice are in a bit of a fight. I am caught in the middle. It’s no fun, I’ll tell ya that.
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Entirely too pleased with punning...
Jonny: Remind me that I have cash for you.
Me: Okay...thanks, Jonny cash! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
This underwear = constant wedgie
gd it.
Put it in up in a bun...
lenorebeadsman:
If you are going to a birthday party later and you are not sure whether your hairstyle makes you look
(a) chic or
(b) unwashed,
do you err on the side of shampoo?
…definitely chic.
Sex Addiction vs. Famous Asshole Disorder
I was listening to my usual trashy morning talk show this morning and had to switch the channel when they began talking about sex addiction and, of course, Tiger Woods. They also mentioned a bevy of other (male) (famous) “sex addicts”. And I got irrationally angry (well, I was kind of getting angry at everything this morning…including the woman I saw walking, no, trudging to the...
Day, meet Suckage. Suckage, meet Day.
Oh, I see you two are already acquainted. How nice.
Socks is AWESOME. Seriously. Love you, gurl. →
atomicbellybutton:
…
I meet the girlfriends of guys I find hot and I’m like “BUT I’M FUNNIER THAN HER. Okay, but she’s hot.” And then I frown.
I was thinking of this the other day. When I like two guys and one is hot and one is funny, I almost always prefer the funny one. No matter how hot…
Tears of joy > tears of frustration
How can a day that started so good get so bad?
Okay, seriously?
Is it possible to all of a sudden develop an allergy to something I’ve eaten almost every day for my entire life?
Lotsa boys in our families...
…and here’s another one!!! Welcome, Eli Seth. Mama and baby are happy and healthy. I need to get on a plane, like, now!
I'm gonna be an aunt again!!
My sister’s in labor!!!!!!
With a great friend...
Chinese food, baking oatmeal-chocolate chip-craisin cookies, knitting, House Hunters, and a ton of great conversation.
Call me an old lady, but that’s what I call a fantastic Saturday night.
Jessa + Kedzie = Best Friends Forever
So the Frenchie’s name is Kedzie. They played together all day long and apparently, when Kedzie got picked up, Jessa got really sad and howled and howled.
That is the cutest thing I’ve heard all week.
I love webcams.
I wish I could webcam Jessa at home while we’re out. It’d probably be really boring, but it’d be cute to see if she ever played by herself (as the placement of her toys/bones/stuff in the room would suggest).
God, she’s cute.
Jessa and her bestie
We took Jess to doggie daycare again today and true to form, she has been by her little Frenchie friend’s side all day long.
Jessa has a BFF! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaw!
these go to 11.: there's a part of me that thinks →
Mmhmmm…yes…what she says.
'Beverly Hills 90210' beach house for sale |... →
OH MY GOD, you guys!
In other news...
…I have fat little fingers.
Hungry...per usual.
Jezebellin'
Call me stupid, but I don’t quite understand the format of Jezebel. I mean, I do. But I know certain people are “commentators”. Yet I can’t seem to figure out where or how or what they’re writing/commenting on. Seriously. I might be dumb.
That said, y’all, Blow Joy should have been at the meetup. That bitch is the best.
Thanks, bitches.
Guys?
When is the Kelly Cutrone show on? I’m totes into it now.
Also...I am sad that my existence is not...
There is no me at the meetup.
And now, an Airplane themed message to Rosa...
I just want to tell you [both] good luck, we’re all counting on you.
Groupon | $45 Premier Seating for Hubbard Street... →
sexartandpolitics:
I’ll continue shilling for Groupon as long as they continue to give me wonderful deals. There are multiple shows available for both the Spring and Summer series.
Though I no longer work for this company, I will endlessly promote their greatness. Chicagoans, go see the most wonderful dance company around!
I feel like aaaaahhhhhhssssss...
That’s ass with a British accent.
In case you didn’t know.
The end.
Sinus pain, why must you torture me?
NetiPots are foreal, y’all. FoREAL!
1938 Dating Guide For Single Women
pbh3:
Apparently, the only keys to successful dating in the 1930’s for ladies were don’t talk too much, wear a bra, and don’t pass out in the middle of your date because you’re drunk.
This. Is….Just…Wow…I……Wow…
Sooo...the rest of the weekend.
It was pretty tame. Worked during the day on Saturday at my new weekend job, at a fabulous store called Virtu in Bucktown. It’s quite a fabulous little shop with gifts and really unique goodies. I’ve been shopping there since I moved here, basically, and have become friendly with the owner, Julie. So in recent months, we’ve worked out a little mentorship dealio where I’ll...
I will say...
That was the latest I’d been out in quite a while. Thanks for the good time, lad-aaaays.
(Lenore, I heart you!)
hotblondecocktail asked: OOOOH, I didn't think you were boring. Just saying.
I also do think you have like the prettiest hair ever and I kind of wanted to pet your head. Sorry. I'm creepy.
I also do think you have like the prettiest hair ever and I kind of wanted to pet your head. Sorry. I'm creepy.
