bee aye enn aye enn aye ess
sistermarymarthas: b a n a n a s B A N A N A S B A N A N A S Shiz is banizniz.
I cannot (will not) shut down.
I’m overwhelmed. My brain is on overload a bit. When this happens, I tend to just shut down and not do anything as opposed to going forward and wading through anxiety. I’m not saying this is a good way to be. It’s not. At all. But it’s the way I am. I will not shut down today. I will not.
This day sucks
And so do I. I’m an idiot today.
This breaks my heart →
Cake Girls did our wedding cake and they were (and it was) wonderful. I hope they get back on their feet soon.
Wait...Ricky Martin's GAAAAAAAAY??????
Well I…Wow…I never would’ve…shock and awe…I can’t believe…wow!
A friendship story: part deux
And then there’s me and T who were thrown together as band-girlfriends…her as Jonny’s band’s guitarist and main songwriter’s gf, me….as Jonny’s….obviously. Anyway. The story goes like this. We’d heard a lot about each other. Emailed in anticipation of meeting during my next visit to Jonny. Met backstage at a show. Met the other band girlfriend...
I *DO* wanna be fraaaaaaayyyyyyyyynnnnnds
So, has anyone noticed that, past a certain point in your twenties, it’s kind of difficult to make new friends. Just cuz the etiquette of it all gets weird. Example: My friend Alexis (Ablarxis, as I so lovingly call her these days) and I worked together at my last job. I remember, a couple weeks into the job, coming home to Jonny and saying, I really like Alexis. She’s cool. How do I...
And yes, I said "the" Pesach.
Cuz that’s how I roll. Hmmm…a roll sounds good. Rolls. Bread. Yeah. Bread. Mmmmmmmm…
I should eat lunch now...
…but I don’t know what to have. It’s my last carb-y meal before the Pesach begins tonight. From sun-down on, it’s all matzah all the time.
Gaga’s presence also introduces the formerly... →
I brought this point up to Jonny a while ago, when I first really took serious interest in Gaga. When that moment for me occurred and I caught on, I instantly felt like Madonna was completely irrelevant (in current times, not her legacy, obvi). I mean, yes, Madonna has been slowly losing her grip for years now, but she still had a small grasp left. Much as the media tried to pin many other pop...
The students have returned from spring break...
kill me. kill me now.
Sammy, you're a real smart ass...
yosamanthrax replied to your post: Li’l Guys… OMG how do you make a turkey? But I’ll try to explain anyway… When two turkeys love each other and have consumed sufficient amounts of alcohol…
The highlight of every working weekend is a Li’l Guys sammich. French bread, homemade turkey, lettuce, tomato, provolone and pesto mayo. The key is the pesto mayo. It’s so damn good. This sammich is huge, y’all. HUGE. And, much to my horror each week, I eat every last bit of it. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm….
Thank you, Julie...
…for having Luscious Jackson’s Natural Ingredients on your ipod. I do love this album. Yay!
It's a Ray LaMontagne kinda morning.
Yup. It is.
The only reason people are nice to me is because I...
Ouiser: Now I'm not about to open a new can of worms.
M'Lynn: If this is really how you feel it isn't healthy! Why don't you come down to the center and talk to someone...would that help?
Ouiser: I'm not crazy M'Lynn...I've just been in a very bad mood for 40 years.
SparkleNeely, I got that beat...
M'Lynn: They're blanks! Drum would never point a gun at a lady!
Ouiser: He's a real gentleman! I bet he takes the dishes out of the sink 'fore he pees in it!
Surprise donuts from a vendor!
I LOVE IT WHEN SHIT LIKE THIS HAPPENS! THANKS, STIVERS!
Warning: disgusting commentary below
joligreenredqueen: queensyland: here it is. she insists that your guests won’t be able to tell the difference between full-on guac the way that the aztecs intended and this bastardization that she recommends. this reminds me of the time that rachel ray tried to convince her studio audience that her squash lasagna was yumm-o. but i could see right through it, man. it looked like ripe baby poo...
Good morning, uterus.
Oh…no? Not a good morning? Right. Carry on then.
I'm working both days this weekend...
The owner of Virtu is entrusting me with her store. Mistake? Hope not! I’m just kidding, Julie! I’ll be fine. But I’m thinkin’…since it’s gonna be a seven-day workweek for me…I might just treat myself to a mani-pedi at some point soon. Yup, I might just. p.s. any of you Chicagoans wanna come visit me, please do!
Jessa the protector
I imagine that one day, when I have a baby, Jessa will be protective of that baby. And it will be wonderful.
In other words, ThinnerThoughts...
you are not an idiot.
sasstacular asked: Am I an idiot? I was under the impression people came here to be freed from religious persecution?! WTF does god have to do with anything? Am I supposed to pray when I get sick and hope for the best because I can't get health insurance because I can't afford it? the fuck?
thinnerthoughts: “I’m really concerned about the future of our country today. How is it that a bill could be passed that is so completely against what our country was based on. The freedoms that our forefathers tried to permanently endorse are being silently stripped away. My primary thought today is this; our country has been so extremely blessed for being based on God, what will happen when...
Why don’t we do it in the road?
Caution: Playing this audio will result in cute...
To add on to it all...
I decided to saute some squash and leeks and zucchini to make myself feel better about the pizza. The plan was to eat a little bit and save the rest for lunch tomorrow. And then I flipped to the other side of the scale again and ate it all. ??? !!!
Ever the Libra...
Tonight, I worked out for the first time in a few weeks. And promptly balanced that by eating two slices of pizza.
Jane, you ignorant slut...
Is it bad that I can’t deal with the idiots of this country so I’m not paying attention to anything other than the happiness (relief) I feel about the bill passing? I am enjoying reading all of y’alls commentary though.
Watching Traffic. Man, is he fine.
Jennifer Lopez goes 'Overboard' →
sparkleneelysparkle: brick-house: onemoretimewithfeeling: Oh, HELL NO. This cannot happen. i would really like to know what was so goddamn wrong with the original i dont think that you can improve on the original at all. goldie hawn + kurt russel = perfection forever (and fashion inspiration for days) however i love to see j.lo fail and fail big. lets do this! Oh HEEEEEEEEELL no.
So I watched those bitches in NYC on DVR last night, and here’s my take on this week’s sad little episode: LuAnne and her broken-down daughter. Ugh. Can you imagine that woman as your mother? My mother has her issues for sure, everyone’s does, but I mean…I would jump off a roof and break both my wrists, too, if I had LuAnne for a mom. Trust. Even worse than having LuAnne...
I have a fun office
Coworker J and I just fell into an impromptu rendition of “Shoop”. It was seamless and amazing. Jealous?