February 2011
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Over it.
Actors are so actor-y.
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This is Mila Kunis' response to Natalie NOT...
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Billy Crystal walks on to the stage...
…and the crowd is like, THANK YOU, BILLY!!! PLEASE, SAVE US!!!! PLEEEEEEASE!!!
Just as an aside, men who have lots of plastic surgery and fillers and stuff end up looking like women, no?
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Seriously, James.
You are so high you look like you might vomit at any moment. You’re making me naush. Really.
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Re: Cate Blanchett's (awesome) dress...
Jonny: I love her dress! It looks like science!
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An example of why Wikipedia is not the best source...
From Trent Reznor’s page:
Michael Trent Reznor (born May 17, 1965) is an African-American* singer-songwriter, multi-instrumentalist, composer, and producer.
*um. Noooooo?
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And the awkward is back.
My reaction to the ABC announcement: What kind of ass-kissery is this????
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Thanks for bringing the classy back, Bale.
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Okay...re: Helen Mirren
Who is gorgeous and amazing and I was always like, oh it’s so nice she ages gracefully and doesn’t look plastic and all that.
Until now.
HELEN, GURL, WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR FACE!? WHAT? YOUR FACE!!!
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OMG no Anne. NO. No. Uh-uh. No. I can't.
I just fell on the floor with the On My Own. I just. OMG.
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Imagined conversations between the producers of...
Producer: Too long, cue the music.
Conductor: But it’s SORKIN!
Producer: PLAY THE GODDAMN MUSIC!
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We're about 10 minutes behind...so...I'm late,...
Here are my points thus far:
- Anne…you’re a huge star…enough with the “OMG I’m so humbled and I can’t believe this is happening to me” act. Act like a freaking movie star. That’s what you are.
- James…that must have been some really good pot, huh?
- Considering that the trifecta awards Mr. Hanks was talking about is no longer going to...
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THIS IS THE WEIRDEST OSCARS EVER!!
SERIOUSLY, WTF!!!!!????
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Put on a little makeup...makeup...
So I discovered last weekend that apparently, my favorite eyelash curler…the one touted by all as “the” eyelash curler to use, referenced in tools of the trade lists from Vogue to Bazaar to Allure to The Devil Wears Prada for cryin’ out loud…the one, the only, the Shu Uemura eyelash curler extraordinaire…is no longer for sale in any physical locations in the...
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A follower a day...
where you goin’?
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WatchI know I’m posting a bunch of baby shit lately, but you guys….T posted this of Jude the other day and I just…I can’t…it’s too much. Seriously. The cute. I can’t…it’s just….omg.
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Little pisser.
I love how Jessa picks the precise moment we sit down to eat to scratch on the door. Nice.
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USC transplants kidney into wrong person →
sexartandpolitics:
USC University Hospital shut down its kidney transplant program last month after a kidney was accidentally transplanted into the wrong patient, according to a spokesman for the program that coordinates organ transplants in Los Angeles. The patient escaped harm apparently because the mistake involved a kidney that happened to be a close enough match, said Bryan Stewart, a...
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I'll bite.
This Stay-At-Home-Girlfriend nonsense that’s got Tumblr afire? I just read the original post, and then the comments, and then the comment by the writer of the post, who says:
As the writer of this article, I’d like to clear up a few things. Firstly, it says that I do things, like cleaning after I have reached my resume submission limit for the day. I look for jobs every. single. day. I...
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Seriously, he's like that pretty much all the...
Just smiley and laughing and adorable. God, I miss those boys. Being away from your family can suck sometimes.
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WatchHappy first birthday to this little ball of ridiculous cuteness. I love you, my little nephew!
(at about 20 secs in it gets seriously adorable)
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Someone please kill me...
I have Ashlee Simpson’s “Pieces of Me” in my head. This is not good.
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So...
I have absolutely nothing to say of late. Jonny made a comment yesterday about how the Saddle has been pretty barren lately.
Just trying to get a grasp on my head lately. And realize that nothing needs to be as serious as I make it. Positivity! That’s the key.
Thus, here are some positive things I’m thinking today:
- the radio was quite pleasing on my way to work this morning. I was...
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A short post about being short
I need to hem my jeans.
The good tailor is out of town until March 15.
This sucks.
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Speaking of puppies...
…this is the post wherein I discuss my dog’s poop.
Scroll on by…
So Jess has a little bit of a cold or cough or something. She’s been coughing and just slightly tired and off. We’re gonna take her to the vet, don’t worry…but so, for the last couple nights, she’s been waking up at odd hours, wanting to go out, wanting to play, etc. Last night, she...
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Things I can't change.
I’m a what-iffer. Not worry-filled future what-iffing. I what-if my past…like, what if I had done this? What if I had changed this? What if this had happened? It’s a useless and horrible habit, most of the time. Very rarely, I can learn from these what-ifs. But usually, if it were a lesson I would have learned, I wouldn’t be what-iffing, I’d just say, well, I should...
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Cost/number of wears=worth it?
I’ve always been a believer that if you buy something quality, like a good pair of comfortable shoes, the cost gets broken down into usage of that thing. i.e. my first major splurge was a pair of expensive flats. I wore those things I’d say about 300 days out of the year. This was like seven or eight years ago and I still have the things. Through several trips to the shoe surgeon,...
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Proof it was good...
Jonny was still stealing bites of it while I was packing the leftovers in a container. Nice.
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Oh!
So my red beans and rice? Not so bad after all! It wasn’t thickened at all, so it was more like…I guess a jambalaya? It needed a smidge of salt, but it had a really nice heat to it and was really filling and warm and yummy. Success with the crock pot! YAY!
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My toes are numb...happy Valentine's Day to me.
I don’t know how y’all who dress up every day do it. I do love gettin’ gussied and wearing dresses and stuff like that. I love heels and pretty boots and whatever. But I’m realizing today that there are reasons I usually just stick to the comforts of jeans and flats.
Reason #1: I HATE STOCKINGS/TIGHTS WITH AN UTTER FUCKING PASSION! I’m serious. With the tightness up...
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Who? What?
Who is Esperanza Spalding? Did they make that up?
Poor little Bieber.
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Um.
Katy Perry,
Using a private, personal moment like your wedding (which, didn’t you make a big stink about not publicizing or printing pictures of?) as your Grammy performance backdrop?
LAME.
Also? Medleys?
LAME.
You are what I expected the Grammys to be. Boring and generic and not worth its salt. Everyone else has proven that wrong. But here you are, provin’ it right! Oh well.
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Re: Dylan
Darren: No one else can be that bad and be that good.
Me: Seriously.
Jonny: Yeah, he's like, I'm 68 and I sound like this NOW...and I'm gonna keep on going...and imagine what that's gonna sound like.
Me: He's gonna be singing like that at his own funeral.
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This is a good Grammys, y'all.
Even if you don’t like the music playing, there are some good performances all around.
That said, the Mumford and Sons crew….whom I don’t really like that much, but whom I thought gave a grand performance, EXCEPT…dude with the awful trucker hat? You’re playing a BANJO. And you play it well. It’s okay that it’s a banjo. You don’t need to act like...
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you guys...this is making me feel really old.
I DON’T KNOW ANY OF THESE KIDS!
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I think I suck at the crock pot...
How thick is red beans and rice supposed to be? It says dried kidney beans, but I bought canned ones and they were in liquid. It said a package of turkey sausage, but not if it was supposed to be pre-cooked or raw. I have a giant crock pot and the recipe only called for a 2-quart one, so I added a little more water and an extra sausage. Is this enough? Is it supposed to thicken? Is it supposed to...
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Little known fact about me...
I love hanging out in my robe long after I get out of the shower.
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Lunch, part three
NEVER AGAIN, SBARRO! NEVER AGAIN!
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PSA
Sbarro pizza is bad pizza.
And this concludes our “Second-Lunch” liveblog of the day.
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Holy mother of God!
I would like some pizza with my cheese, thank you!
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I may regret this...
My lunch of PB&J was not satisfying. I only ate half of the sammich. So I decided to go get some pretzels from the student center.
I came back with pizza.
This could end badly.
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Sorry to butt in, but...
srmarymartha:
but what I really think, is, that when people say oh wow, you’re a baby, they actually mean, oh wow, I was such a baby. Because they’re talking about themselves, really. I mean, I do this. When I learn someone’s age, I mentally put it in context of where I was at that age - and sometimes am like, oh. OHhhhh.
My point? It’s all about our ourselves.
I agree with SMM on this. Also,...
