June 2011
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Wait...what??
The Cook County Department of Health would like to inform you that consuming raw or uncooked foods may, in fact, end your life.
As seen on a popular restaurant’s website.
Reading reading reading…yeah, yeah, yeah…makes sense…wait….WHAT?
It may, in fact, end your life??
Jeeeeeez!
May 2011
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Your lesson in useless information for today...
Your earlobes are directly in line with your nipples.
I’ll wait while you test this theory on your own. I recommend using a piece of 8.5 x 11 sized paper.
…
You’re welcome.
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Living in (stupid) fear
So someone posted (and has since deleted?) a post about killer cucumbers in Europe…apparently there’s a batch of cucumbers originating in Spain that is infected with a horrible strain of E.Coli.
This will likely not affect us here in the states. But as we all know, we get tons of this kind of stuff happening here, too. I seriously live in fear that I will be a victim of this type of...
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Silencio
Have any of y’all seen Mulholland Drive? Hot damn is that one confusing film. I saw it with my old roommate, Jill, on Christmas Eve of 2000, I think. Afterwards, we went to French Roast and dissected it, writing out the plot and the different characters and what we thought was the timeline and story of the movie onto a napkin. We were determined to figure out what we’d just seen. It...
Anonymous asked: General blogging question... do you ever feel uncomfortable blogging when ANYONE can see it? I'd love to make my blog public, but there are always a few select people I'd hate to see it, etc.
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My love for Richard Lawson grows...
therealestsocksinthegame:
mamafratelli:
But leave it to Richard Lawson to write a fantastic RHoNJ recap that turns my frown upside down.
Beautiful.
/Halluhweenz! *snerk*
READING IT NOW
…I didn’t even watch the episode yet, but I had to read it. The fact that Richard includes Anything Can Happen on Halloween is just……….sigh. He’s a man after my own...
Anonymous asked: If you could "human centipede" any 3 people, who would you choose and in which order would they be "centipeded"?
Anonymous asked: ever do "it" in a saddle?
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I'll play today...
Maybe TMI Tuesday will cheer me up?
Ask me completely inappropriate questions and I might just answer you…
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In a mood.
I’m anxious and cranky today. There’s a lot going on behind the scenes over here…a lot of ups and downs. I’ve been fairly up these last few days. Today is a down, I guess. It’s gonna happen. It’s okay. But I don’t like how I feel. I want to go home. I want to crawl into bed. I don’t want to talk to anyone. I just want to be.
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Mem'ries...
My last apartment in NY was on 13th street. It was a pretty big studio with a balcony, a nice-sized kitchen and a dressing room adjacent to the bathroom. The dressing room had sold it for me. I spent an inordinate amount of time in there…it was my hang-out-and-talk-on-the-phone room, my practice-singing/playing guitar-in-front-of-a-mirror room, my playing-dress-up-with-new-clothes room.
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Get the word out...
Okay…folks. Here’s where I ask you to help. Follow or get your friends to follow my music blog (click!) and help me get the word out about my songs and stuff. It’s not too late for me to do something with it all. But I need your help!
Spread the word, dear Tumblr. I’d love it if you would…
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Good nonetheless...
Tonight’s dinner of linguine with marinara and turkey meatballs ended up being more like linguine with crumbly turkey meat sauce.
Oh well…still damn good.
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Oh, hey there, Brian...
Okay, so, the photographer for Sonja’s ridiculous toaster oven cookbook shoot?
That was my fifth grade boyfriend.
That just made my week. Oh Brian. What a charmer…
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PSA
Having coworkers who make you laugh is crucial to any work day, and especially those days that are difficult.
I am thankful.
Real Housewives of New Jersey Premiere: The Battle... →
I’m not even half way through this recap of Richard’s and I’m already laughing my ass off. I love him so dearly.
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You stay classy, ReHoz of NJ...
(that boat left the harbor ages ago)
(actually that boat never even made it to the harbor from which it should have left ages ago)
(actually there never was a boat at all)
(get my drift?)
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“I wanna wear shirts like that, and get really buff…and have a gold-plated...”
– Jonny, on ReHoz NJ.
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I......I......Wh....Wha.....
A cook in the kitchen, a lady in the parlour and…..
A WHORE IN THE BEDROOM???????
CLEANING UP IS FOR THE WOMEN????????????
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?!?!
omgmybrainisexplodingican’tevenbelievewhatijustheardwhatthefuckwhatthefuckwhatthefuck….whydoiwatchthisdreck?why!?WHY!?
ReHoz, man. REHOZ IN THE BEDROOM.
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You guys I'm waaaay behind on this, but...
Fuckin’ Ashley man? What. a little. brat.
ReHoz, man.
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Leave it to Lizzie Grubman...
I cannot (well, actually, can) believe that Lizzie Grubman PR will now be featured on ReHoz NJ.
Suddenly it feels like summer 2001 all over again.
Today is better than yesterday.
And it will go up from here, I know.
Thanks for the love yesterday, you guys.
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Send love.
Today is not a good day. Could use some good thoughts.
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Who wants to help?
Can any of you tell me if the trinity rings (like, the three bands interlocked and roll-y) are religiously based? i.e. would it be weird for me, a Jew, to wear one?
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More from the Teenage Saddle archives...
…my prom was in Manhattan, and afterwards we drove out to some shitty motel in the Hamptons for a night or two. Because I was dramatic, and in love with someone other than my aforementioned date (but dude had a girlfriend and was all kinds of dramz and yep, I fucking loved that shit), I basically skulked around the motel, drank a lot, and acted crazy. Because that’s how I did it back...
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Teens find unique ways to make prom proposal →
jenny-jenny-bo-benny:
Some students and pop culture experts credit MTV’s “Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County” reality series from a few years ago for sparking this new wave in dramatic prom proposals. On the show, male students came up with innovative invitations, including a guy who set up a kiddie pool at a girl’s home with a note that said, “Of all the fish in the sea, will you go to prom...
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Good morning! and thoughts...
Things to note this morning:
- So, the Bulls game…um…so much fun. We were lucky to get the sky box seats due to a business connection of Jonny’s. Can you say lots of delicious food and sick views? Well, I can. And how. And though the second and third quarters were a little dicey, our dear Bulls pulled through and kicked ass by the end. I was proud of them. It was really really...
alisonbreitman:
The Game, track four…Get in the...
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Involuntary reaction
Every time I see anything…be it billboard, commercial, magazine ad…for The Hangover 2, I shake my head no. Not even kidding. It just happens. Without fail. Just…no.
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Let's see...what do I look like today?
Oh. That.
Alison Breitman: The process. →
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Watch
mybackwardswalk asked: No question, just a statement: I am loving, loving, loving your song stories series. xx
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alisonbreitman:
The Game, track three…Unknowing
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thoughts.
There are feelings all around. I’m reading a bunch of them. I agree with most who are not in favor of celebration, but I read a post by Minou that I appreciated and understood about letting everyone have their moment of feeling whatever it is that they’re feeling. I liked that. And then I read several posts on STFU Conservatives and started to get angry at the dumb asses who are now...
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good.
Got my ass up to an 8am yoga class.
Birds flyin’ high, you know how I feel…
