Inner monologue and subsequent results…
Paying for wears at various retailers…
Inner monologue: They’re gonna ask me for my email to put on their stupid email list that I’ve unsubscribed from a dozen times. Don’t give it to them. It’s just marketing. They don’t need it.
Person working at store: Great, now can I have your email so we can send you a receipt?
IM: It’s not for receipt purposes!! It’s marketing! DON’T DO IT!
Me: Sure! It’s…..[inthesaddle]@[email.com].
PWAS: Great! Thanks!
IM: Sucker.
Five days later, have more emails from retailers than friends. This is not good. Unsubscribe. Unsubscribe. Unsubscribe. Unsubscribe.
