In the Saddle

Beasties songs fit all occasions…

I had just taken my granola bar out of my purse to eat when I dropped it on the floor (wrapper still on, don’t worry). The following is the course of events that occurred next:

1. I stared down at the fallen bar with sadness. I had just gotten into a comfortable position (complete with pillow and towel roll for lumbar support) and was sad at the thought of ruining that by bending over (also, it’s really hard to bend over with this belly).

2. I moved my chair a little closer to the side of my desk.

3. I used my foot to slide the bar (again, wrapper intact) up the side of my desk and grabbed it from a now-conveniently-bending-unnecessary spot.

4. Beasties’ “Crafty” flew into my head.

I am crafty. Indeed.