So my coworker LP decided to see what OK Cupid was all about. She had her first…well, I wouldn’t call it a date…let’s say, experience, last night.
Dude showed up in a cowboy hat, which would be fine if he were a cowboy. He wasn’t. He was a 39 year old from Evanston. That’s one.
Majority of what dude talked about was Burning Man. That’s two.
Dude freestyle rapped and recited a love poem. That’s enough to know….it was not going to work out.
But he did, 45 minutes into the experience, attempt to half-assedly suggest that LP go back to his apartment with him. Just, you know, in case she wanted to.
Me thinks dude was not really looking for love so much as someone to recite bad poetry to, freestyle rap for and have an undoubtedly gross makeout sesh with. LP, smart girl that she is, declined his offer and stayed to finish her only half-drunk beer.
Dude was klassy.