Posts tagged "Vanity is a killer"
Seriously.
My hair/nails basically stopped growing. It’s weird.
My nails have definitely been stronger and longer for the most part, but they still break when they reach a certain point, which is normal for me. But yeah, my hair, man. It totally didn’t get all the benefits that everyone else supposedly has. Only one really is that I seem to be shedding much less, which is very nice for my shower drain. But I don’t think it looks all pretty and lifelike. To me, it seems dull and boring and kind of listless. There’s just more of it. And I had a lot of it to begin with, so I’m kind of like, yaaaaaawn.
Oh well. Maybe this means I won’t lose as much when I’m done? I look forward to coloring it lighter and giving it some life. And I might just cut bangs. I might just.
GPOYW: Almost two weeks ago and boy is it different Edition
I feel as though this picture was the last of the “whoa, you’re ALL belly” moments. At well over the 20lb mark, I’ve started to, well, spread out…so to speak. But I’ll always have this moment.
Total aside…
I think I need light hair again. The dark is too dark.
What do we think?
The horror of 646
I’m watching a later Seinfeld where Kramer’s talking about his new girlfriend who got a 646 area code to her NYC phone number. Oh the horror, the horror of a 646 number.
It. Is. So. True.
When my old roommate and I moved into Manhattan after college, she took care of ordering the phone line. They gave us a 646 number. Being from Boston, she totally didn’t get the significance. I was all, no no no no no no noooooooo. Must be 212, dear. Must be.
But…no dice. The deed was done. We were stuck with that stupid number for the duration of our 2.5 years living together. The moment I got my own place and my own number? 212 baby.
It’s all about the 212. Shallow, but true.
In other news…
My hair is extraordinarily frizzball today. Everyone, please wish to all the hair gods that my hair will grow quickly so that I can once again resume putting it in a messy topknot when it looks like shiz and/or I don’t have time to do it (read: every day).
And never, EVER let me cut my hair short again. Seriously.
Stay away from the light!
They replaced the bulbs in the women’s bathroom with energy efficient (read: SUPER bright) ones. Yay for the environment! Boo for ever feeling good about yourself whilst under their glare.
