Knocked out!!!
So we watch The Bachelor, shamefully. It is seriously such a turd of a show…but we have a reason behind watching it. We’re part of a fantasy league. I know…shutup. But it actually makes this whole thing fun. There’s a scoring for each time a contestant gets a rose, when they cry, when they say that one of them is not there for the right reasons, when they act crazy in some way…the list goes on. One could stand to earn a lot of points and win a special prize!
Unless you suck at picking your team, like I do. I was the first person eliminated during The Bachelorette, and I am now the first person eliminated in this horrific season of The Bachelor. In one fell swoop, my only remaining contestants were sent packing. I thought I had the frontrunner!! But I failed miserably in my choices. I didn’t even benefit from my choices who I thought would earn me crazy points! My sister, however, is cleaning up. Kudos to her for picking the craziest bitches in the bunch.
That all said, I’ll continue to watch because now I’m invested. Even though this is the fakest bullshit ever. Take the girl whose race-car driving fiance died in a plane crash on a private plane? Then take her to a race track? I’m sorry…what sick and twisted producers were behind that ridiculousness.
Also? I’m sorry…there is NO WAY he really likes Michelle. He looks like he’s in pain every time she’s alone with him. Like skittish and scared and whatever. They’re keeping her around for the psycho factor. She’s truly one of the most annoying people on TV, ever. Ever!
Ugh…why do I watch this?
Oh right, my failed attempt at playing a game. I should just stick to Scrabble and Word Twist. Guessing which idiot woman who would put herself on this ridiculous show is craziest in general/craziest for wanting to marry this douche…not so good at.
Eh…I can live with that.
