Sarah Palin and her giant Star of David necklace tour New York City.
Possible reasons she’s wearing a Star of David necklace-
1. She is literally Lady Jesus. Remember, Man Jesus was Jewish, ergo Lady Jesus would also be Jewish.
2. She’s wearing it ironically.
3. To fuck with people.
4. Some kind of passive aggressive fuck you to Obama’s Israel stance.
5. She is starting a rap career based on her embarrassing 2008 SNL roof-raising.
This is actually offensive to me. She’s trying to get the Jewish vote because she knows many Jews are pissed about Obama’s stance on Israel. It means nothing to her but votes and manipulation. And the sick thing is, it’s likely to work.
Please, for the love of all things well and good, DO NOT get swayed by this, my fellow Jews!!! This woman does not give a SHIT about Jews or Israel. Trust in that before you trust in her.
She fucking nauseates me.
*Sorry to take away from MoGlo’s humor…eek!
(via egryan)
It’s amazing to me…
…how many people do not wash their hands after they go to the bathroom.
WASH YOUR HANDS, PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT? YOUR HANDS!!!!!
uuuuugh…
So I’m super-sensitive to smells, and this office today…this windowless, concrete closet…it STINKS.
What does it smell like, you ask? Well, maple syrup and hard boiled egg. I’m not even joking. I don’t know what the fo the house manager was eating/doing this morning, but it’s lingering and it’s seriously gag-worthy.
We might need to go home.
There’s such a thing as too much web-camming
I just looked at Jessa at doggie daycare and was privy to her licking/eating some unknown object off of the floor. Could be pee. Could be puke. Could be food (not likely).
And I let this animal lick me in the face. I do.
Man, I wish I hadn’t seen that.
