Posts tagged "labor fears."
Gotta get labor out of my head today. I’m not ready for that shit!!

Gotta get labor out of my head today. I’m not ready for that shit!!

Muppets take my perineum….

Pretty much, YUS. I’m like those Muppets on Sesame Street.

hahahahaha…

Well, if I could go through this and end up with a kid half as awesome as Mini Sparks, I’ll be a very happy lady. So. There ya go.

Imagery of Rosa…

Rosa’s liking all these posts which makes me think she’s sitting there, reading them, nodding and being like, yup. YUP. YUUUUP!

Woman knows.

Fooooor seeeeeerrrrrious…..

dude. i pray all day every day that this child just shoots out in three pushes. i can’t even think about the fire burning hell that would be the opposite scenario.

Though I think it’s a little scary to hope and wish for it, because if it doesn’t happen? Oh man.

Sigh…what will be will be, I suppose.

Yep. And now you know…

“so I don’t tear too much.” And I’m horrified now too.

Give your mama a hug next time you see her.

Today in horrifying…

I just read about massaging my perineum in advance of labor so I don’t tear too much.

If I wasn’t at work right now, I’d be holding my nethers, trying to take the icky feelings away.

Overreacting since 1978.

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